Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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