He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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