I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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