In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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