I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
sex in a hospital.. check
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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