white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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