when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
