and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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