Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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