you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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