tell your sister to shave her snatch
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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