i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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