I think my vagina is haunted
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.