She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Can i not drive my cunt home
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.