I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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