4 words: hood of his car
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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