Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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