Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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