Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
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