You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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