it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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