normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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