Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
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I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
And then he peed in my hair
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