The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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