it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world