Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street