belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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