So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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