He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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