Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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