i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
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Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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