You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
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I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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