i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
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I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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