did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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