piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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