i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize