my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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