Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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