I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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