The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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