Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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