Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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