She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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