I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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