do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
You've changed since you got that strap on
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
