I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Randomize
