Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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