i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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