i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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