Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
