No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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