i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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