whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
We talked him into tasing himself.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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