windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
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I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
i believe in u and ur pee
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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