i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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