Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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