if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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