I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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